So, I just glued pink bunny ears to that guy.

And left a drum at the foot of his bed.


... I think I'm losing my touch here.

So, I got bored and whipped out the good ol' evil bake oven and made some evil twins with homicidal intentions.

Enjoy.

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This Juletid sucks. I should turn some more people into other things or something.

... I haven't turned anyone female in a while. I hope it doesn't build up inside me and explode turning three characters into random things.

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*sneezes, Ikazuchi, Onni and Mon all are female now. :V*

HEY EVERYONE.

SO YOU'RE RECENTLY DECEASED. WHO CARES. THIS IS NO TIME TO BE SAD. YOU JUST SAVED A WHOLE LOT OF MONEY ON LIFE INSURANCE BY NEVER HAVING HAD TO BUY IT.

SO LET'S ALL HAVE A DANCE PARTY OR SOMETHING.

I'VE CALLED A BUNCH OF DEAD CELEBRITIES.

WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH MARYLIN MONROE AND HAMMURABI?

Is the fimbulvinter over yet? It's getting boring. Again.